The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
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2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
by John Wesley February 10, 2008
Get the Mansume mug.1) A Roblox player who wants to be the best hacker of all time but ends up looking like a dickhead.
2) A Roblox player who easily gets boners.
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The erected 43-year-old male Roblox player who lives in his mothers basement and likes Robux scams happens to be a total TIFANY_MAYUMI.
by Mister Felly September 3, 2019
Get the TIFANY_MAYUMI mug.Perfect name for Filipinos/nas who appreciate Japanese culture because it has a meaning in Filipino and Japanese. Means "elegant, bow, truth, spindle tree" in Japanese, while in Filipino it means "lady-like, demure, modest and sophisticated woman or lady."
by lawlietea October 3, 2022
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by Lolidk January 23, 2013
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she is so beautiful and could trick anybody into liking her
her destiny is to go leave in hawai and have 5 more kids at the age of 60 with a 20 year old guy.
she is so beautiful and could trick anybody into liking her
her destiny is to go leave in hawai and have 5 more kids at the age of 60 with a 20 year old guy.
by sheialsals April 17, 2009
Get the masuma mug.Malsumis the god of Chaos and Thorns as well as situational inconveniences. Repeatedly used as a recurring joke in Bleach abridged by Project Mouthwash on YouTube.
"Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."
"Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."
by MurderDuck November 7, 2022
Get the malsumis mug.May Sum is a place in hull where people go to celebrate their lucky winnings by spending it in May Sum on an all you can eat featuring the gorgeous, thick hair, medium hair, and really thick hair. nearly always followed by ice ream
by Martin Coates May 9, 2006
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