Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

by Natalie December 9, 2003

Maynard Special

The act of locking ones friends/family in a car with the windows up and farting repeatedly. Hazardous to humans and the environment.

Ohh shit that stinks, there's something wrong with you!

by Clementekid May 27, 2010

Conor Maynard

Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!

Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!

by powergirlxxx July 5, 2012

Mayar

the most beautiful woman on earth

'My daughter Mayar is very successful'
'My girlfriend Mayar is sweet'

by sdjrbdksjaj1931 April 4, 2021

Mayara

Sweet outgoing person who will make you fall in love with her in 2 days. Has gorgeous hair and a great music taste. Will instantly make you day and give you butterflies whenever she talks to you, but will also destroy you with facts and logic (in a left lib swag trendy way)

Overall, beautiful person inside and out

Person 1:" Did you see Mayara today?"
Person 2:"Yeah she came to school this morning, got too busy socializing outside and forgot she had class"

by idontevenknowwhoiamanymore November 21, 2021

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.

maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"

by hail-rock April 18, 2006

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004