May 3

Today is they day you get to go up to your friends and Say It’s May 3. on this day you get to beat up your friend leaving them on the ground and when they ask why you did it tell them it was because it’s their birthday

*Friend in the ground with a black eye* “Why would you do this?”

It’s May 3

by Miles Trace November 2, 2019

may 3

the best person ever’s birthday

“hey dude what’s so special about may 3rd?”
“bro that’s the best person’s birthday”

by i.f.y.k.y.k. October 30, 2022

May 3

I have a slutty sister born that day she’s 19 and the dumbest person alive like you don’t understand sometimes I just want to beat the shit out of her coz of her sluttiness

If your sibling is born may 3 make sure to 🔪

by The realest bad bitch November 16, 2019

May 3

KARL JACOBS APPRECIATION DAY!!! paint your nail no matter your gender and show love to Karl Jacobs.

person1: Today is may 3rd!
person2: Yeah, I heard it’s Karl appreciation day. Everyone paints they’re nails for Karl Jacobs
person2: Cool! Let’s go paint our nails

by whatthehonk May 3, 2021

May 3

Karl jacobs day. On this day send karl jacobs nice words because he is literally walking serotonin

“may 3rd?” “oh yeah that’s karl jacobs day”

by real karl jacobs April 28, 2021

may 3

to give jayejoel money

hey what’s today
may 3
oh i gotta give jayejoel money

by jahshddg May 2, 2022

May 3

National do something memorable with your crush/bf/gf

May 3 is the National day to Do something memorable with your crush or gf/bf today

by Your moms rat May 2, 2022