Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
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1. Beautiful, charming young french lady, usually highly demanding, and ambitious.
2. She also seems to be superior to the rest; the smartest. Most special girls in the world are named Maxime, they are the best at speaking French and destined for greatness.
3. Also tend to attract many creepers, but that isn't an big issue for any guy, because Michelle is so amazing.
2. She also seems to be superior to the rest; the smartest. Most special girls in the world are named Maxime, they are the best at speaking French and destined for greatness.
3. Also tend to attract many creepers, but that isn't an big issue for any guy, because Michelle is so amazing.
Jo: Hey, did you see that new girl at school?
Bob: Yeah, I think she came from Kingston.
Jo: Dam, she must be a Maxime
Bob: Yeah, I think she came from Kingston.
Jo: Dam, she must be a Maxime
by potluck123 May 12, 2010
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by cwillia December 15, 2007
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Maxime is 100% without a doubt the hottest person I’ve ever seen. She’s also super nice, kind, sweet and adorable and makes her friends and boyfriend very happy.
by Aqualord November 7, 2018
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