spicy matzahball

A very sexy, but plump, Jewish girl. See also spicy meatball

Dovid, have you seen the curves on Ruchel?! She is one spicy matzahball!

by Klyapsus April 11, 2008

matzofarian

A dreadlocked jewish kid with who loves loves jam bands, and lives on his parents trust fund. Basically a jewish trustafarian. You can usually find them areas with concentrated dirty hippie populations such as Boulder CO. or Burlington VT. They typically cling to one esoteric gimmick after another and have no ability to understand the self sustaining masses. They have a prepensity for giving themselves too much credit, and honestly believe that they have earned what has been given to them.

One of my lab partners in my environmental science class is a vegan matzofarian who won't shut up about his trancefusion music collective.

by shanty23 July 22, 2011

matzaflari

Greek multiple use word for item or male reproductive organ.

1. big, flexible penis
2. large item
3. item with unknown use, name
4. pointless paraphernalia

1. Petros: "ti ine afto to matzaflari?"
Ilias : "den ksero"
(what is this matzaflari? i dont know)

2. tha sou hoso to matzaflari eki pou kseris
(you know where i'm going to stick the matzaflari)

3. dose mou to matzaflari gia tis vides
(give me the screwing tool-matzaflari //* in case the speaker forgot the word describing the tool, in this case, the screwdriver)

by Professors Yuri and Sayid, University of Princeton September 9, 2006

Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.

Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

by jbszee March 14, 2009

Matzah

The Jewish equivalent of the slang term "cracker". As the Jewish people are not "white" per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.

Man Bumsteinman thinks he's such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.

by Nesbit January 3, 2008

Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).

Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.

by miguellisimo May 5, 2011

Matzos

A cracker-like food made in boards out of wheat, flour and water. Traditionally a Jewish food and eaten throughout the year. Jews always eat this at Passover as unleavened bread.

"Do you like Matzos?" Asked Jim,
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"

by Nerd Alert! May 11, 2017