Matúš

Matúš absolutely adores to smoke weed, he's also a big nerd that plays chess. Matúš is particularly known for using cheesy pick up lines that keep constantly failing and being tall ass giraffe.

Person A: Your being too Matúš. Get your shit together!!

Person B: Sorry. Today is not my day..

by big brain boi 8 November 25, 2021

Matusow Melt-down

Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.

I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Phil Matusow

The definition of poker greatness. Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow combined into one poker player. This beast is often found playing in PokerStars. Phil Matusow is so great, he can speak in 5th person. Phil Matusow's game is not limited to just poker tables, Phil Matusow can impregnate women by just waiving his index finger. Phil Matusow created Chuck Norris.

Phil Matusow, the ultimate poker great.

by Phil Matusow August 5, 2007

Matus

An amazing cult of crazy videogame playing, dancing, musical, and psychotic people.

Lets go hang out with the Matus.

Friday night is movie for Matus.

by VilleValoisGod August 15, 2008

Dice k matsuzaka

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)

Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007

Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

Matsuzaka gyroball

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.

Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

by Fa;ksjdfa;sdfie November 20, 2006