matteo

nickname for San Mateo, CA - a city 20 miles south of San Francisco

"lets hit up matteo"

by hckyzlife April 07, 2006

Matteo

Have you ever heard of Matteo??? Matteo is a name of a strong boy who's very smart. He's better than u! But shh don't be sad, im only telling the truth. bayy!!

Have you ever heard of Matteo??? Matteo is a name of a strong boy who's very smart. He's better than u! But shh don't be sad, im only telling the truth. bayy!

by They call me adi ;)) November 22, 2021

Matteo

Matteo is one of the most amazing, cute, Hilarious people around the world. He has a girlfriend with long brown hair. He has Blonde hair and has the most cutest smile. His girlfriend really appreciates him.

Matteo? Yeah I saw him in the halls. He gave me the most amazing smile!

by Randome Girl!123 September 25, 2019

Matteo

A Swiss/ Italian tik tok boi that makes bad jokes that are sometimes good. Is way too nice for it to be normal.

Matteo made another tik tok today... oh lord

by ChippyMcWhippy August 20, 2019

Matteo

Matteo is a goofy goober. He's a weirdo and he likes ice cube. He's like really cool but he needs to chill out.

"Matteo is such a goofy goober"

"No kidding bro"

by anonymous.person.wiff.wafls February 17, 2019

Matteo

A small Italian midget who knows karate but can't beat up anyone.

Hey dude, stop trying! You're such a Matteo. Go away.

by PeppaSwag September 19, 2016

Matteo

a complete jerk who always gets rejected by girls with brown curly hair who's name is a flower

"Matteo sucks dick."

by grandpa4678197469 January 27, 2022