Mat

A mat is an thing you can have near your door to wipe of your feet in snow/mud.

I have a mat at my house.

by Dizzley December 1, 2018

Mat

Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs

Mate whys that guy talking rubbish?

Ah, hes just a Mat

by Poomlep September 7, 2016

Mat

When spelt with one t, the name Mat is not the only thing lacking. Just as the name is missing a letter, the owner of the name is missing brain cells.

Mat,he is at least one letter short of a real name.

by StatedV8 March 27, 2019

'mats

The Replacements, an 80s band.

by donth October 27, 2003

Mat

Russian obscene or profane language, constructed from 4 basic words, or roots:
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).

Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)

Mat is banned in public places, official speech and media, but almost every Russian use it.

by dildo777 June 9, 2018

mat

A short, flat person that hangs out on your door step.

Bob: Joe, someone's ringin the doorbell

Joe: Ignore it, there sales people

Bob: Ahhh.....there Mat's

by acesup May 12, 2007

matted

1) Someone is ugly is matted
2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy

1) She is matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted

by AjP January 18, 2006