The Matrix

A sequence of moves executed to dodge something with exagerrated body movements.

I had three dodgeballs flying towards me at the same time. I did The Matrix on the first two, but got hit in the nuts by the third

by Warren November 14, 2003

The Matrix

Hit movie of 1999 about a computer hacker who learns that the world as he, and everyone else knows it is accually a computer simulation connecting all human minds together. Your accual body is in a closed in water bag cacoon type thing, being used for energy by machines. The hacker is pulled out of 'The Matrix' then goes back in for different purposes...all the time trying to reilize that it is not real and that he is destined to save all of the people hooked into it from the machines.

All you have to do is reilize that it's not real, it is in your imagination, your mind is capable of doing anything.

by Roger_Alvey_ July 4, 2005

The Matrix

As soon as a man begins sexual intercourse, he immediately dials a random number in his phonebook. When they pick up the phone, the man says "I'm in" and hangs up. He has now entered The Matrix.

- Dude, I entered The Matrix last night!

- I know, I was your operator.

by Know_Your_Milk July 15, 2010

matriarch

1. The oldest woman in a family (a grandmother or great-grandmother) who thus has the most seniority.

2. The head of a family in a matrilineal society

3. The ruler in a matriarchy.

The matriarch looked proudly over her great progeny, from her eldest daughter to her newest heir, her month-old great-granddaughter.

by Lorelili October 19, 2010

matrix

computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.

NO ONE CAN BE TOLD WHAT THE MATRIX IS, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. k.

by ^___^ December 2, 2003

matrixy

an adjective referring to something in relations to the Matrix.

Just dim the lights, play some Nine Inch Nails, and the room should feel matrixy.

by CaTina November 19, 2007

matrix walk

A freestyle move in DDR where you face the bar, grip it with both hands and walk up the screen. This is frowned upon as it can damage the machine.

I just matrix walked and broke the screen, and got kicked out of the arcade.

by HeavyD2 December 31, 2008