Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Maturity

The thing that people who argue about it DON'T have.

"Maturity is learning from your mistakes."

"NO. Maturity is when you don't make mistakes anymore, AKA absolute maturity."

Yeah, not very mature people

by MrTflrbg September 23, 2012

Mathur

Indian family or last name belonging person of a certain community.

Jignesh: What's Aman's last name mom?
Naina: Oh! It was Mathur.

by chinchpokli April 14, 2019

Mature Buck

An older, handsome man. A DILF. The female version of a cougar.

“I’d really like to take that mature buck back to my place tonight” “The young doe was seeking her mature buck”

by Emmariehickman November 16, 2019

majour

An alternate form of "major" derived from hipster Americans who are trying to be British. This does not work the same as "colour" or "flavour" does in British spelling. It is "major" in American English and British English.

"I'm like a majour fan of Bape."

by Count Darkula November 7, 2013

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Mavourneen

Main Entry: Mav·or·neen
Pronunciation: \m-ˈav-or-neen\
Function: noun

Etymology: Gitga'at, from Hartley Bay to be the epitome of cool

1: a brief summary of cool defined
2 : ability to have people follow them becuase of their aura of coolness
3: a summary of greatness or excellence

— mav·our·neen·ed \ˌmav-i \ or mav·ourn

O M G... you totally Mavourneened that ball in the hoop,

or,

That's so Mavi how you 5-holed that goalie!

by Gibou6pack February 5, 2010