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The Famous Itai Matos

He has 23,700 results on Hebrew google, and 298 English ones.
He is a composer.
He's a writer.
He is a guitarist.
He's a lover.
He was a drug addicted bar hopping clubber.
He now works in a grocery and takes long relaxing walks.
HE IS THE FAMOUS ITAY MATOS.
The Famous Itai Matos is a world famous poet!
by morgan moom October 31, 2008
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mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft
That boy has a mato on a cane pole
by carriekid1 September 3, 2010
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the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping
Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.
by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018
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Matos

Matos is the type of person that doesnt understand shit, he is clueless most of his lifespan and cant understand anyone or anything.
He is a pretty chill guy, but a fucking dumbass nonetheless.
Hey Matos whats up?

*looks up in the sky*
by Kaecelian September 27, 2019
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Carlos Matos

Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!
Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"
by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018
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mato

guy 1: who is that girl never seen her before
guy 2: she's mato
by chingtungma May 11, 2020
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Mato

A guy with a nice personality.
Usually very pretty but doesn't notice it and he doesn't take compliments.
Very smart and has good grades
Person 1: Is that Mato
Person 1: Yeah
Person 1: Ok im gonna go ask him to do my homework
by JoJoIsNotGay420 June 10, 2020
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