Matilda

Matilda is the most wonderful friend you can possible imagen. She is so incredible kind that you wouldn’t believe she exists. She is a girl who always listen to what you have to say, and somehow always find a way to help no matter what the problem is. She’s not just kind, she is really funny to, a girl who can take the right moments and joke. Not just that she jokes, her personality is funny. But she can be serious to, which is special and very uncommon. Matilda is beautiful and who doesn’t think she is cute. The hardest thing in the world is to don’t like Matilda. Nothing is bad or wrong with her. She loves her friends and care about all of them. Everybody loves Matilda because she is the most wonderful friend in the world

kr:&/9-&kr;!(&matilda

by Bert Amundsen July 31, 2019

Dirty Matilda

When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.

Female: "I went to a festival yesterday and did a dirty Matilda"

by P.k omega February 10, 2019

Matilda

Litterally just amazing. If you have a Matilda she is the best thing in your life. She is the sun the moon and the stars, whether she is your girlfriend or just a friend. She is also very pretty and sexy, dresses very straight, but is fairly gay

Matilda is everything to me

by Bloopysmoop March 6, 2018

Matilda

A beautiful girl whom everyone always loves.
A girl whom lost her older brother at a very young age.
A girl who i love
A girl who i wish loved me

Matilda

by That Kool Kid (b.r.e.a.k.e.r) November 7, 2009

Martindaled

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom

Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"

by martindaler October 15, 2009

Matilda

Matilda often gets the boys starting with T

Matilda: Hey Matilda my name is Toby

by Hey 1010 June 3, 2018

Matilda

Matilda is a kind, nice and kinda funny.
She always has her hair up and all the boys fight over her.
But she always have a secret up her sleeve.
she is loved by most <3333
but most of all she can be a bit annoying 😏

Guy 1: OMg Matilda is sooo Hot
Guy 2: I know dude she is so hoT
Guy 1: im going to ask her out

Guy 2: NO i Want to

by RiZe+ShUu January 8, 2022