When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!
Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!
by OMGLX August 31, 2022
Get the majaculate mug.Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.
by DJCOJO July 8, 2010
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making something do what it wouldn't ordinarily do by itself.
he was exhausted but as she began to manipulate his squishy penis it began to rise to a new occasion.
he said no at first but then she began to slowly but surely manipulate his feelings to turn it around
he said no at first but then she began to slowly but surely manipulate his feelings to turn it around
by Pebbles Marin April 28, 2005
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Get the Manipulated mug.when a woman convinces a man to do something by promising a blowjob , when someone manipulates another by using their mouth
Guy #1: That new J.Lo movie was horrible last night. Kim convinced me to take her.
Guy #2: Ha! That sucks, i'd never have gone to see that movie.
Guy #1: Well, she blew me after it, so it was all good
Guy #2: Dude, you got malipulated
Woman: Can you rub my feet? Pleeeeeeeease?? I'll "pay you back" later....
Man: (expecting blowjob) OK, take off your socks...
(Man was just maLIPulated
Guy #2: Ha! That sucks, i'd never have gone to see that movie.
Guy #1: Well, she blew me after it, so it was all good
Guy #2: Dude, you got malipulated
Woman: Can you rub my feet? Pleeeeeeeease?? I'll "pay you back" later....
Man: (expecting blowjob) OK, take off your socks...
(Man was just maLIPulated
by Mike90909 August 29, 2011
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Get the masticulate mug.1. To relive stress by touching oneself. Usually done by males. A man who ejaculates.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.
1. Alex manaculated all over the floor while watching porn.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.
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