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Mathematics 

A word to make you sound smarter, much more smarter than all of the lesser people who say math.
Friend: Hey, do you have math class?
Me: You mean mathematics?
Friend: It's the same thing.
Me: No it's not.
Mathematics by 11Roses April 7, 2021

Mathematics 

A smarter way to express the word 'math'.
"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

Mathematics 

A smart way to express the word 'math'.
"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

Mathematics 

Legal form of torture in the shape of numbers and algebra.

Where you have to solve problems for a mean man or woman who already knows the answers.
It's as stupid as mathematics!
Mathematics by Storms brain November 23, 2021

Mathematics 

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.
Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*
Mathematics by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

mathematics major 

A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.
mathematics major by CykaIvanBoris November 17, 2017