Mathematics

To get a girls number. Usually used in the early 2000's.

"Yo.. go get that girls mathematics for me."

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A word to make you sound smarter, much more smarter than all of the lesser people who say math.

Friend: Hey, do you have math class?
Me: You mean mathematics?
Friend: It's the same thing.
Me: No it's not.

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"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

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"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

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Legal form of torture in the shape of numbers and algebra.

Where you have to solve problems for a mean man or woman who already knows the answers.

It's as stupid as mathematics!

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The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.

Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*

Mathematics by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

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mathematics major

A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.

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