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mega march masturbation mayhem

Mega March Masturbation Mayhem is an exciting sport for men to play to show who can nut the most. Fill a bracket with 32 men who's ready to play head-to-head. Each player has 24 hours to nut more times than their opponent to move on to the next round. Keep winning to be crowned champion of Mega March Masturbation Mayhem.
Dude are you ready to start Mega March Masturbation Mayhem?
by MasterDebater159 March 20, 2020
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Big Metch

A Person That Has An Epicness Level Higher Than Anyone Else Alive. Commonly Used When Referring To Someone Who ISNT "Big Metch"
Michelle: Yeah I'm Pretty Epic

Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH

Michelle: WTH
by CoolioMetcher July 21, 2011
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melanin March

Because some white people and coons ruined black history month, blk people on tiktok decided to continue it onto March.
"Melanin March is Black History Month 2.0, said Jay"
by mjsbilliejean March 4, 2021
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Messy March

n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.
Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!
by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011
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No meme march

A month in which memes are forbidden from any form of social media
Jeez time for No meme march this is gonna ruin Pewdiepie.
by Osian Jones January 10, 2019
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Meth-Math

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021
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Mr. Men March

During the whole month of March, men with small penises (under 4 inches) cannot nut, in respect of their hero, Mr. Men.
Person 1: Get ready for Mr. Men March!
Person 2: Ooohh, I love Keshav and all, but this is a hard challenge!
by Brin Bib October 31, 2019
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