Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Masturvoop

The act of masturbating, vaping and taking a shit.

“Dude, I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go masturvoop!”

by Right&LeftNut October 30, 2020

misterpoopoo2

that's Me on lue2.com!

misterpoopoo2 is fucking awesome!

by Travis ********** November 9, 2004

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023