MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

masterbacon

The act of masturbating during or after the consumption of delicious bacon (the candy bar of meats)

I can't believe Johnny got kicked out of Bob Evans for masterbacon at the table

by smell my fingers October 12, 2011

Maskerbater

Someone who seemingly derives pleasure from mask mandates and will do anything and everything to make sure that not only they are masked, but every person in existence.

Dude to friend at work: Check out this maskerbater..she's buying 40 tins of cat food
Dude at work: yea she comes in every day to buy that many...just yesterday I saw her hiss at a man without a mask

by Lay's a ton January 22, 2022

masterbaiter

Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.

Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''

''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''

novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''

whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell

by Cathi Robertson August 4, 2008

masterbassing

The act of self pleasure while listening to dubstep or any other bass heavy music.

Toby: Did you see Danny at that Excision concert last night?
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.

by whitepeoplelikedubsteptoo! February 20, 2011

masterba!ter

A guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other fucking fps game.

Ha! I'm a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the fuckers on my team that i baited.

by aldin September 27, 2007

Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010