Macaroni Dick

When your dick curves to the side

Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

by IxIRadioactiiv May 14, 2015

Elbow Macaroni

The act of meeting someone once and having sex with them twice.

I only met her once, but I fucked her twice... elbow macaroni, bitch!

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Macaroni Time

Prison style sex between two African American males. Most often nonconsensual.

Chief Keef was quoted saying "Hell no I aint gay! I did a bid. It was just macaroni time.

by bestbefore84 June 11, 2013

macaroni mumbles

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.

John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm

by xMilkman July 18, 2009

Massaponax High School

Massaponax High School is probably the worst school one could ever attend. The white people are petty, judgmental, stupid and shallow, and the redneck ones are pregnant by 15. The black people are ignorant and rude, and wish they were Compton, but unfortunately will never know more than the suburbs. The Hispanics don't even really know how to speak English. To be found attractive a girl either has to be a hillbilly wearing camouflage, a bitch wearing athletic wear every single day, or a be a stuck up skanky ass ho wearing a flimsy skirt up to their nipples, and you must match every other girl in your clique. If you're a guy, the only way to be attractive is to have the IQ of a rock or a grapefruit if you're frisky, and be captain of the 'screw over every girl I've ever known' team. Everyone is fake. If you tell a 'friend' you kissed a guy, you'll probably be asked within the next 2 class periods when the baby is due. The people at MHS love to smile to a person's face and talk crap behind their back the second they're out of earshot. Even the guys are two faced bitches. To be 'cool' you have to 'party'. Partying includes and is limited to 4 bowls of weed and 2 beers. The most important part of fitting into MHS: You must not have a trace of a personality. If you even have a slight sense of humor differing from for example whoever provided the alternate entry of this definition, you will be lambasted. The kids are too stupid to accept anything else.

New Student: Hi, I just moved here to Massaponax High School. Nice to meet you!

Me: I was new here once too. Run. Save yourself. It will be the death of your personality.

by Ihateeveryoneatmhs October 23, 2011

Macaroni

In reference to female arousal, the sound lubricated pussy lips make when spread slowly

Oh I fucked last night had that macaroni pussy

by amm88 May 27, 2016

Elbow Macaroni

When you meet a female only once, but you fuck her twice.

Yo my nigga, last night i met this bitch chillin wit everyone. I brought her home and you know damn straight I laid down that elbow macaroni. I didnt bother gettin her numba though, no need for it.

by Dislexsick June 26, 2008