Totes Mascrotes

A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.

"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."

"Totes mascrotes."

by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010

masprobation

the time period where one decides to stop masterbating to prove a point or to give their junk a rest

Dude, ive wacked off so many times that my dick is starting to peel. I think im gonna start a masprobation period.

by El Cabo February 5, 2010

mastroblazing

Masturbating while high

Dude I was mastroblazing last night.

by Flaminarrow54 May 16, 2018

mispronoun

Using the wrong pronouns for someone when they go along with different pronouns.

My friend mispronouned me even though I told her I use they/them pronouns.

by @AgenderDemiromanticPansexual October 16, 2021

maskronuts

People that cannot accept that masks are no longer required for air travel.

While most passengers celebrated the end of the mandatory mask mandate on airplanes, the maskronuts freaked out!

by Crackerguy April 19, 2022

Masroor

A muslim who can be can be funny but most of the time lame. He's mad with his words and can be crazy. Retarded. He likes girls and only girls.

You are being such a Masroor!

by yokohama January 1, 2012

mastrolonardo

A mother fucking sex god

I'd fuck that, he's a mastrolonardo

by he fucks with maddie's June 5, 2014