mexican mariachi man whore

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.

"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"

by Hannah June 27, 2004

Mariachi Bogarters

When a couple, or group, insists on having the Mariachi band play for them repeatedly....over and over again.

"Sorry Kristin, I can't have the Mariachi band play for us 'cuz those mfer's are a bunch of Mariachi Bogarters.

by drunk monkey-njh December 29, 2008

mariachi

for a girl to give a guy a blow job while he fingers her clit

because Mariachi bands are famous for blowing trumpets and strumming guitars

Me and my girl had a mariachi band last night.
I strummed her cuntar while she blew my trumpet.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

massachist

one who dominates in sex. so fun if done proberly.

massachist, dominatrixor dominator,or any person who beats people in sex

by Persaphone May 5, 2006

mariachi

A small group of crazy Mexican guys who wander the streets playing cheesy music for money.

Hey, you with the sombrero! Come sing a birthday song for my girl here!

by Irrelevant June 4, 2005

mariachi

to be late in any given situation.

sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

massachioust

Someone who has and/or is thicc or having ass. Also known as having a lot of cake.

Dang girl didn't know you were a massachioust.

by YoureTrashKid December 15, 2020