Masscrackaloder

Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.

That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Msacras

Creating artwork in your way of approach and not giving a fuck what other people understand about it. You either get it or you don’t.

- “Hmm I’m not really sure I understood why the artist chose this way of approach”
- “Msacras dude”

by Dimis5 December 9, 2021

waterproof mascara

This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.

"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"

by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015

Manitoba mascara

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

by hirish February 18, 2011

Mascara Muslim

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.

Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.

by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010

Cincinnati Mascara

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.

Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.

by Assrael February 6, 2009

The Mascara Story

A Derry (Ireland) band who recently won the Kerrang! Snickers Best Unsigned Band competition. They played a small set at Download Festival and have signed to Scar Records. Their 1st single came out in June and is 'This Is Not A Bruise'
The Macara Story is, Daveit Ferris (Vox, Guitar, Piano) Sean Keddy (Vox, Bass) and Jay Dickson (Drums)

You're so grounded, I feel skyscraper high...

I shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces

This is not a bruise from falling for you

Covered in glitter but i'm, not shining

I'm drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more...
it goes on, if you like this then check them out

by Dikome August 23, 2005