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Maureology 

a neologism, combining Maury Povich with either of the following two near-homophones: mereology (an alternative to set theory in the study of part/whole relations) or Mariology (the study of the Virgin Mary)
Captain: Leggatt, what are you getting in Maureology 201?
Leggatt: Irregular bowel movements and a nasty marijuana addiction, Captain.
Maureology by Mote III June 25, 2010
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Maurology 

An independent system of faith, one in which a person believes in oneself so as to not become disappointed by others which in turn maximizes success and happiness in their life.
"Hey, what have you been up to?"
"Just doing me, it's going pretty great."
"I'm so glad Maurology is working for you man. Do you."
Maurology by Gabriela Mistral January 14, 2017

Marshology 

Marshology has s a religion where it’s followers worship the goddess Marsha
Marsha is watching over us, that’s why I’m a proud follower of Marshology
Marshology by themagicguy October 23, 2020

Maxology 

Maxology is the religion of praising sexy daddy jacoud
Holy shit I love daddy jacoud I’m part of the maxology religious group are you? I pray to him every night.
Maxology by Gela bby November 18, 2020

mallology 

Noun mall - ol - o - goy
The study of the rise and fall of living and dead malls divided into many specialized fields including but not limited to:
food court , retail establishments, mid mall carts, mid food stands, amusement, arcades, movies, candy stores, vending machines, bathrooms
In mallology class we are studying the rise and fall of metro center mall.
The library at the Great Mall of America has a large mallology section.
mallology by massiveExperiment June 15, 2021
Mur-c-uh-lo-jee | The science of successfully completing missions for wages; believing that money is above ethics; the skill of delivering whatever it takes.

Believers call themselves Mercologist
Example 1
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."

Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"

Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"
Mercology by SenPieper May 13, 2022