Mary Poppins

Shoving one's fist into a vagina and then opening the hand up, like an umbrella.

Bobby got his girlfriend, Sue, really drunk, and gave her a Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins by LEBOWSKI99 November 22, 2009

Mary Poppins

plural for boob, tit, breast

Zach: Hey Jeff, check out the Mary Poppins on that one!
Jeff: I'd love to squeeze 'em together and make a Mary Poppin!

Mary Poppins by Rohit Pathak March 23, 2008

mary poppins

slang for droppings of an animal

look at the rabbits mary poppins

mary poppins by Danger Dave.com January 6, 2005

mary poppins

When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.

Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!

mary poppins by RWParrisII July 5, 2006

mary poppins

Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.

"Mariah Carey is a Mary Poppins"

"No she aint she half of one..."

mary poppins by KnowerOfAll December 18, 2005

Mary Poppins

A girl who has just had her virginity take.

Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.

Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!

Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?

Mary Poppins by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

Mary Poppins

Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"

She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.

Mary Poppins by Antipope12-4 September 11, 2016