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Jonah Marais

1/5 of the most amazing man band on the planet Why Don't We. He is so precious and the literal definition of perfect. Jonah loves coffee A LOT aswell Harry Potter.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
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Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*

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Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is
by Let me hear you say wayhoo October 29, 2019
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marciana

Fierce, Beautiful, intelligent, well rounded, and Mysterious. She is definitely loyal to those who are loyal to her. She is also known for spotting BS a mile away and will cut you off in a blink of an eye. An intense, profound, emotional yet powerful person who may seem seething and calm but underneath lies unspeakable energy. Has a MEAN combination to Book, Street, and Common Sense!! Driven.
That's fierce, something like Marciana.
by CarmelKisses October 11, 2013
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Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.
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Anita says she needs rehabilitation because Carl was manxisting in the same room!
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roc marciano

One of the most illest east coast rappers formly part of flip mode squad and the UN. Now signed to Universal music.
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Marciatosis

Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.
Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.
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