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Mary Day

Celebrated March 24th. The day where all things Mary are celebrated. Traditional Mary Day celebrations include (but are not limited too) gift exchanging, large amounts of sweets, balloons, signs, and an occasional party or two
March 24th 2011, Mary day is celebrated for its 2nd time
by Mary Day enthusiast April 10, 2011
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Mary DeKeyzer

Cruel, uncaring and a con artist, narcissict
Oh, you got scammed by a Mary DeKeyzer
by No longer foolef August 1, 2017
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Mary Donaldson

1. Crown Princess of Denmark, future Queen of Denmark
2. A rather vulgar sexual act involving ceramic figurines, ice cubes and an alarm clock.
3. A rags to riches story
1. Her Highness Princess Mary
2.
Guy 1:Oh my god, dude, like last night, we did the Mary Donaldson
Guy 2: DUDE YOU ROCK!!
3. Wow shes a real Mary Donaldson, hey?
by Luthor X February 6, 2009
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marry down

When someone marrys another person who is worse looking or has less money than them.
I feel so bad for flora, she is so much cuter than her husband.
Why did she marry down?
by PJJ August 12, 2007
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1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005
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Marky Deal

A deal made between two people and only one side is upheld or when you get finessed by another person.
Damn.. Landon said he would hook me up if I helped him with his homework. He really Marky Dealed me!
by MasterXReturns September 1, 2020
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Wal*Mart Diet

A diet that is popular with Walmart workers due to the fact that they can no longer afford to feed themselves
"I've lost 60lbs due to the Wal*Mart Diet!" --- True story btw
by Dukem360 January 21, 2011
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