THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
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Get the MIXED MARTIAL FARTS mug.The true meaning of ‘Martina’ cannot be described with just a few words. Your name is your destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Martina is a name that denotes you are the foundation of society. Your good sense of structure makes you an excellent organizer and manager of any enterprise. You are also stable, disciplined, practical, reliable, hard-working, and frugal. Being impulsive is not your style. You think things through carefully before embarking on a course of action. Turning ideas to reality is one of your best traits.
Heart Desire of Martina Your heart’s desire is to settle conflicts and create harmony. Natural born peacemaker and a spiritual idealist are some of the words that describe you. You specialize in religion, philosophy, and less traditional forms of healing. The quest for enlightenment is one of your life-long pursuits. You are aware of the thoughts and feelings of others and makes you selective in choosing your friends.
Heart Desire of Martina Your heart’s desire is to settle conflicts and create harmony. Natural born peacemaker and a spiritual idealist are some of the words that describe you. You specialize in religion, philosophy, and less traditional forms of healing. The quest for enlightenment is one of your life-long pursuits. You are aware of the thoughts and feelings of others and makes you selective in choosing your friends.
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Martina is an incredible human being.
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She knows a lot of stuff and it's good at sharing her knowledge and opinions.
She is so beautiful and has an incredible soul. Her eyes are clear as her heart and her hair curly and soft, perfect for braiding.
She is an amazing friend and she will always help you when you need it. Although she is sometimes insecure, she surely is as strong as Diana, the Greek goddess we all admire.
She knows a lot of stuff and it's good at sharing her knowledge and opinions.
She is so beautiful and has an incredible soul. Her eyes are clear as her heart and her hair curly and soft, perfect for braiding.
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Get the Maritza mug.When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
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