markela

markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious

i wish i was markela

markela by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021

Downham Market Academy 

A prison where the students get tortured and abused. They are locked in there with deadly karens, and nonces. Also where every single staff have sharp rat features and saggy bellies. Staff to work at DMA clean the floors by licking them , rubes coffee over themselves instead of showering and have repeated nightmares of peppa pig being a drug addict.

If you don’t watch your mouth son i’ll send you to Downham Market Academy

Downham Market Academy by rattyscratty November 6, 2020

Hollow Market 

1. A financial market so fragile that even strong companies are decimated by panic selling on Wall Street. 2. A market with almost no real buyers, only frantic sellers.

In this hollow market, even a safe company like Kraft Foods is tanking.

Hollow Market by Peter Kobs February 17, 2009

markea 

A beautiful queen that holds her own. Very popular and self-centered.

I would love to meet a Markea.

markea by Markea December 20, 2016

Flea Market Feeling 

When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.

This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.

Flea Market Feeling by doodieholmes February 21, 2015

markeya 

Markeya is a nice classy girl. She likes you have fun and gets along with people easy. Markeya takes cloths very serious. Sometime Markeya can be a little mean if you mess with her. She also takes family really seriously

Wow Markeya is fun to hang out with.

markeya by Courtney June 5, 2016

Ocean Marketing 

To sink your own ship due to incompetence and arrogance. It is derived from the historical event in which Ocean Marketing chose to challenge Penny Arcade during a string of rude costumer service emails involving a gaming product. This moment of stupidity and arrogance began a chain of events that led to Ocean Marketing's downfall. It has officially replaced the word "titanic" for such events.

As Bob drunkenly bad mouthed his boss at the company holiday party, he had no idea his boss is standing behind him the entire time. Effectively Ocean Marketing his career there.

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Man #1 - I was flirting with this girl outside my car window while driving when I smashed into a cop car. There goes my car AND my license!

Man #2 - HA! Good use of Ocean Marketing.

Ocean Marketing by Beauski December 30, 2011