Maritime Pudding Pop

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.

My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!

by Bort Himself January 20, 2020

maritime virgin

a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water

These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.

by Maritime Virgin February 19, 2022

maritimers wishbone

When there are two beer left on the plastic rings of a six pack. It is pulled apart by two people, similar to a thanksgiving turkeys wishbone, who make wishes. The person with the plastic six pack rings left on the beer has their wish come true.

A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.

A frown appeared on Jerry's face, as he held up what was left of the beer.... a maritimers wishbone.

by Scotian April 6, 2011

Maritimes

Maritimes - to the worthless deadbeat Ryan S McNamara - the Maritimes happens to be one of the FEW places in Canada where they happen to speak PROPER UK English. He says hick - most of the rest of Canada in comparison speaks the American English which as the rest of the world knows is the hick English. .... Maritimes can attribute themselves to the fact that their accent in particular is original & authentic. Basically they're not losers who want to be Americans, like a vast majority of Canadians, and speak PROPER English.

Ryan S McNamara is a inbred hick who is not from the Maritimes.

by JamesWolf April 4, 2015

Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

by Jewlianne February 14, 2018

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

California Maritime Academy (CMA)

Located south of the Carquinez bridge in Vallejo, many of the local people of V-town come here to steal from and mug the rich white kids.

California Maritime Academy (CMA) is just like any other house of a middle class citizen in Vallejo because it gets robbed all the time by the jobless citizens of Vallejo.

by G-Flan January 24, 2007