Marine
Marine by Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 3, 2007
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Over two centuries of ramping, stomping, Hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. They were born in a bomb crater, their mother was a M16, and their father was the devil. Each moment they live is an additional threat upon your life. They eat concertina wire and piss napalm; they can put a round in a flea's ass at 500 meters. They're roughish looking, cocky, self-centered, dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, overbearing, and beautiful sons of a bitches who's kept the wolf away from the door for 235yrs. They don't know the meaning of fear for they are fear itself. They're green amphibious monsters made of blood and guts who arose from the sea. Whose sole purpose in life is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the festering anti-Americans throughout the globe whenever they may arise. When their time comes they'll die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving their life for the brother or sister next to them, family, freedom, God and country. They stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Than on the 7th day when God rested they overran his perimeter and stole the Globe so they've been running the show ever since. They live like soldiers, talk like sailors, but will slap the shit out of both of them. They're Fighters by day, Lovers by night, Drunkards by choice, but a United States Marine by the act of God.
Marine by Leatherneck1391 July 11, 2010
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The few, the proud.
People who aren't paid to think but to do.
The worst recruiting hours known to man.
In old sailing days, the guys who used to jump across ships and takeover another vessel.
Trained extremely better than the Army... (Look at the casualties of Iraq).
Victims of reindeer games on ships via the hard working sailor, (the sad thing is, they fall for it everytime).
People who aren't paid to think but to do.
The worst recruiting hours known to man.
In old sailing days, the guys who used to jump across ships and takeover another vessel.
Trained extremely better than the Army... (Look at the casualties of Iraq).
Victims of reindeer games on ships via the hard working sailor, (the sad thing is, they fall for it everytime).
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
That marine just ran through a minefield!!! He wasn't paid to think.
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
That marine just ran through a minefield!!! He wasn't paid to think.
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THO I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GOD DAMN VALLEY... I AM A UNITED STATES MARINE
Army: Hey did you see that one marine just took out 12 towel heads with a single bullet
AF: Could of done it better, i got a mini gun bitch
Navy:~to busy packing shit~
Marine: Shoots all 3~ Shut up idiots and lets KICK MORE ASS
AF: Could of done it better, i got a mini gun bitch
Navy:~to busy packing shit~
Marine: Shoots all 3~ Shut up idiots and lets KICK MORE ASS
MARINE by OneShotOneKill August 29, 2012
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Infantry grunts for the Navy.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.