Maaria Jesus is the most amazing person youll ever meet, and one of the few people that will stay with you no matter what. Shes is a gorgeous girl who by first glance looks kinda bitchy but as you get to know her that thought gets out of your head, very close to her family and friend members so if you do anything to them a Maria Jesus will fuck you up.
-Omg did you see what Maria Jesus did to the boy yesterday.
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family
by larita.patitas October 25, 2020
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