airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.

Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.

by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006

Macatoon

The act of masturbating to cartoon porn while Rubbing Mac n cheese on your genitalia until genitals are cooked medium rare

I’m going home to macatoon

by Bsnyder2018 March 6, 2018

Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018

Marathon duhh

When someone trains for the marathon which gets cancelled because of corona

Luke is a marathon duhh

by Ollieduhh June 3, 2020

Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.

What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon

by CFI Dave May 18, 2011

Sex Marathon

Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.

Roger's wife had a hella sore snatch after an all night sex marathon.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Dolan twin marathon

When a Dolan twin fan continuously watches Dolan twin videos back to back just to admire how perfect they are

“ yooo I’m on a Dolan twin marathon rn can’t talk “

by Hehehehe_456 October 7, 2018