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moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
by Troutman44 December 26, 2016
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moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes
person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015
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magister

A pimped out latin teacher who always has a 5 o'clock shadow and yells Salve, gives out blow-pops and jolly ranchers to knowledgeable people. Spawn from an egg in a cave in Rome.
Salve!!!!!, Magister!!!!!
Come my friends......
by bigumz November 28, 2004
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Moistism

An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
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moistcr1tikal

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.
"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"
by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022
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moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.
Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!
by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007
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Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller
by jello132 March 12, 2015
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