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I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense
- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?
by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020
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load management

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019
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Project Manager

Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.
"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"
by Projectman December 18, 2011
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manabolism

manabolism - noun
manabolic - adjective

"Manabolism" is a term used to describe an activity that facilitates gains in strength, the development of brotherhood, increases in penis or testicle size, and/or swag. The word is derived from the name given to the tissue-building state known as "anabolism," to translate literally to "the building of men."

Legend has it, "manabolism" was first coined by a group of music students at the Florida State University in the early summer of 2011, as they spent the entirety of a Saturday consuming copious amounts of protein and carbohydrates (including, but not limited to bacon, steak, eggs and beer), before and after participating in a series of sports games. This day became known as "MANABOLIC DAY," as it celebrates the building of men through excessive measures of bacon, steak, football, swag, beer, and awesomeness.
"Bro, did you see 300?"
"Yeah bro. That shit was so manabolic."

What word first comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "unlimited bacon?"
"Well, manabolism, of course."
by Steve Chode April 28, 2012
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mischief managed

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.
"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011
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manager's special

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.
Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.
by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012
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Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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