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Manu

dickhead.

but has a heart.

and is also kind of funny.

just a total gansta and thug.

really living that thug lyf.

MVP.

kiwi/asian.
'He was such a Manu'
by gangsta thug May 12, 2016
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Manu

A man short in stature, frequenting public places after dusk; most often lurking, in most cases with his much taller, partner in crime Jamal.
That guy is totally trying to pull a Manu, but it is far too early in the day to be wreaking havoc, and his frient is not nearly tall enough to be Jamal.

Manu didn't get invited to the party, so he called up Jamal and they meandered instead.
by ManJam3000 July 19, 2010
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manus

1. An insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn't got a meaning so dumb maori's on TV in New Zealand can use it without their land being claimed.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!

Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
5.
1. Oh bro you're tha manus.

2. *SLAP* MANUS! Shame you have the Manus!
by ManWithManus May 18, 2006
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Manu

Similar to Kobe!, but for Spurs fans. This means when you throw something in the trash can with your left hand and make it, you yell out Manu!
Sitting at a lunch table, bad sandwhich, throw it into trash can, make it. "Manu!"
by Chris Lazo February 8, 2007
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Manu

Look it's Manu Neuer, Schalke 04 handsome goalkeeper.
by Neuer's girl August 13, 2010
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manu

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by ahmeds_huge_penis February 1, 2022
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Manu

Manu means to jump into water be it river, swimming pool etc. Used only in New Zealand, most likley originating in Marlborough
Ow bro did you see that skux as manu?
by Skux Beanie June 10, 2010
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