Monthly virginity

When you haven’t had sexual intercourse over a month and you’re trying to keep that goal alive in order to feel content that you are truly not a virgin anymore.

Damn! He’s cute but I want to keep my monthly virginity!

by Rikku59 May 4, 2018

Monthly Fun Dip

When you have sex with a girl on her period and right before your about to get off she has you pull out and shove it in her mouth covered in blood and you bust in her throat.

you guys won't believe this shit, that girl i went on a date with last night she treated herself to a monthly fun dip. Savage******

by DruDisKils88 October 10, 2021

Monthly Vagina Rage

A super strain of the PMS infliction. Symptoms include: The ability to read minds in order to chew open a new asshole in response to a harmless comment you haven't even said yet, violent mood swings accompanied by lightning and thunder, and in general, a deep seated hatred for all things alive and breathing. Also known as MVR.

"Damn! Your girl is in a rage because you blinked?"
"Yeah man, she got that Monthly Vagina Rage!"

by Sally SlutAlot August 20, 2014

monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

by TenkoHime May 16, 2010

monthly friend

When a chick is on her period and gives her man ass sex till the period is over.

I love my woman's time of the month! I get to put it in her bum during her period. That time is my monthly friend.

Period sex anal analsex

by jayklaw May 18, 2016

monthly cycle

Refers to any of the twelve new bikes that every woman in the world receives for free annually, evenly spaced out over the course of the year.

One of the biggest reasons that a guy has such a hard time understanding women is that they are always given twelve free bikes each year, whereas a guy hasta BUY a new bike any time he wants one. (Well, it MUST be true --- gals are always talking about their **monthly cycle**...!!!)

by QuacksO October 8, 2017

Monthly Grog

Basically a period but in a more kid friendly way.
What they use to make Raspberry Zingers and Mom's Spaghetti.

Girl: Ouch waaaaah Dad I just got my monthly grog.
Dad: Ok let me throw junk food at you for a TikTok.
Girl: I fucking hate you dad.

by thetahaarysn June 2, 2021