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Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.
Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.
by joemammy December 14, 2008
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gangster mattress

A white chick that only fucks black men.

Normally a fat white woman that will lay on her back and take the cock from any black man.
Dude, you want nothing to do with that fat bitch, she's a gangster mattress.
by Stu Rowland July 12, 2007
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Popped Mattress

When two men share the same room and sleep on different beds, they eventually get to know each other and discover their homosexuality. After having gay sex, the taker is considered to have had his "Mattress Popped", and therefore sleep on the same bed afterwards.

Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.
Brent: Hey, do Matt and Shane still live together in two different beds?

Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.
by thetwixter June 11, 2010
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Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
by Alman42 February 25, 2011
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ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.
by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008
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Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
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frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.
Laura is a big frat mattress.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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