manspackle

1. Semen left around the vaginal opening, as if it were hiding the hole. 3. Dried semen.

This kleenex if filled with manspackle.

by cakes June 11, 2003

manjack

urban legend. fictitious homosexual pervert who preys on young boys. name originates from his favorite action to perform on his victims.

two boys in the gym shower after playing sports

tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."

by howisya May 1, 2004

Man Sack

A term often mistaken for male genitalia. The correct definition of the word is a modern day 'man bag', or the use of a male friend to carry female essentials on a night out/date/general laziness to carry a handbag. Such items include make up and a purse.

Example 1:
Girl: "You're my man bag for tonight";
Guy: "Correction. I am actually your man sack";
Rest of group proceeds to laughter.

Example 2:
Girl 1: "Who is he?";
Girl 2: "I'm not sure, he'd make a good man sack though".

by TheAgeOfAndy July 16, 2010

Manpack

A Manpack is a Man worn by a Woman as a living backpack. Often seen at a Bar or nightclub an attractive woman may be observed with a man usually less attractive standing behind the woman with arms around her, or casually drapped over her shoulder in a "This belongs to me, and I am keeping it!" sort of way.

I would like to ask that Hot Babe to dance but we got to pry that Manpack off her first.....too much dead weight.

by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012

Malsacktease

When a doctor of any kind starts examining your genital area, without the use of a latex glove or any hygienic barrier. Making the experience more intimate, yet disconcerting as to weather this is strictly medical or there are ulterior motives at hand.

John: "He just dove right in, he may as well have been pulling my trousers down,
then he just started grabbing all my junk, like it was the most normal thing to do.

He didn't even put on any latex gloves!

But I had to listen to him he knows what he is talking about, he has a P.H.D
Now I feel less lonely but I didn't even cum, can I sue him for malsacktease?"

by AristotleOfThe20thCentury October 20, 2014

Manackage

Its a hybird of man and package

My Manackage was in jeopardy when i jumped from the airplane while i was nude.

by Digital April 6, 2003

Mansuck

TO receive a blowjob

You girls gona suck my dick or what?

You girls wanna get your mansuck on or what?

by Mike Struble November 2, 2006