a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong
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I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!
by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018
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a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022
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When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.
by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017
Get the new manchester, west virginia mug.1: a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain or humiliation especially by a love object — compare this to sadism
2: pleasure in being abused or dominated : a taste for suffering
mas·och·ist - noun
mas·och·is·tic - adjective
mas·och·is·ti·cal·ly - adverb
Origin of MASOCHISM:
International Scientific Vocabulary, from Leopold von Sacher-Masoch †1895 German novelist
First Known Use: 1892
2: pleasure in being abused or dominated : a taste for suffering
mas·och·ist - noun
mas·och·is·tic - adjective
mas·och·is·ti·cal·ly - adverb
Origin of MASOCHISM:
International Scientific Vocabulary, from Leopold von Sacher-Masoch †1895 German novelist
First Known Use: 1892
by jba982 March 9, 2011
Get the Masochist mug.1) Just like any other fuck-ass high school: air conditioning only in the new "freshman wing" (though they deserve it the least) no heating in the portable classrooms that constantly reek of mold, and almost all the bathrooms are locked at any given time.
Known for a major gang fight that got many students and parents very pissed off because the principal would not tell anyone the truth about what happened. (He was placed on leave soon after)
The school has no notable sports yet worships them anyway, giving them a good few pages of articles in their "newspaper"; while award winning music groups and other clubs are lucky to get mention.
2) A school where the minority is white.
3) A place where you're more likely to get a detention for forgetting your ID card than an actual education.
4) A place besides prison where you can get routinely fucked over.
Known for a major gang fight that got many students and parents very pissed off because the principal would not tell anyone the truth about what happened. (He was placed on leave soon after)
The school has no notable sports yet worships them anyway, giving them a good few pages of articles in their "newspaper"; while award winning music groups and other clubs are lucky to get mention.
2) A school where the minority is white.
3) A place where you're more likely to get a detention for forgetting your ID card than an actual education.
4) A place besides prison where you can get routinely fucked over.
"Aw, man! I got stopped in the hallway because there was a sticker on my ID. They charged me two dollars and I missed half my class. When I finally got there my teacher gave me a detention for being late!"
"That's Manchester High School (CT) for ya"
Teacher:"Manchester High School (CT) pride!"
Student:"Can I go to the bathroom?" *Leaves and does not come back*
"That's Manchester High School (CT) for ya"
Teacher:"Manchester High School (CT) pride!"
Student:"Can I go to the bathroom?" *Leaves and does not come back*
by zombietwin January 20, 2011
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My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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