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Manila Steampress

A sexual act - normally performed for money - whereby a 'lady' simultaneously gives you a blowie and irons your shirts.
Nothing left Jimbo feeling so relaxed and looking so sharp like a Manila Steampress before heading out to town.

As Rizzo walked down the aisle, he knew he'd enjoyed his last Manila Steampress. Truly now, his satisfaction, and indeed his laundry was in his own hands.
by M.W. Samosa August 20, 2014
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manila steamer

When a Filipino fills a condom with uncooked rice and inserts it into the anus. After 6 hours the rice is cooked internally at which point it is removed and eaten.
I'm so hungry! Let me know when your manila steamer is done so we can eat!
by Steve Zesu August 11, 2017
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Manila Gorilla

When a Filipino person rolls around in a stucky substance, such as honey or glue, and then rolls around in a pile of pubic hair. The hairy Filipino must beat his chest like and ape or climb the tallest building in the city or town in which he inhabits to be considered a Manila Gorilla.
Manuel pulled a Manila Gorilla, climbed the town's congregational church's steeple, and flung his feces at passers by.
by Deass October 22, 2014
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Manila Gorilla

When a Filipino person rolls around in a sticky substance, such as honey or glue, and then rolls around in a pile of pubic hair. The hairy Filipino must beat his chest like and ape or climb the tallest building in the city or town in which he inhabits to be considered a Manila Gorilla.
Manuel pulled a Manila Gorilla, climbed the town's congregational church's steeple, and flung his feces at passers by.
by Deass October 22, 2014
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Manila Embassy Reach Around

When you see that the Manila embassy or any other embassy processes student visas and tourist visas during Covid, but doesnt do anything for American petitioned family based visas, such as K1.
Wow I've been waiting on my fiancee Visa for 9 months. Even during the pandemic, the embassy has been giving handies to tourists and students nonstop. But has refused to help us. I'm a victim of the Manila Embassy Reach around.
by Garglefart December 3, 2020
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Manila Folder

Someone that’s so bland, vapid, and empty in the head that they can only serve as a tool to put things in. They can also lack personality, but it’s not a requirement for classification. Usually referring to a person of the whitest of heritages, but can be of any heritage (especially if they have a colonialist mentality)
Most of the comments I’ve seen defending Trump on social media are written by Manila Folders that couldn’t compose a complete sentence to save their lives.
by celfri January 13, 2021
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Manila Room

A room in Level 0 of the Backrooms. It differs in that it has furniture and differing wallpaper.
The Manila Room only rarely contains exits.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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