Verb: Right before a man cums on his partner, he takes his Timbs off and smack his partner across their face before cumming. All while wearing a Yankee cap.
by dfksdfgjdgnsdfvnsdvjseo April 15, 2022
Get the Manhattan-Special mug.The Manhattan Sidewinder is when the man puts on juggalo face paint and the sexual partner snorts a line of cocaine off the paynus approx 2.5g
by Reallyrealrockso November 9, 2022
Get the manhattan sidewinder mug.Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or “man bags,” many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home.
Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.
Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.
Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.
Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.
Dylan – “Say, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They don’t charge admission on Sunday night.”
Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."
Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”
Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”
Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."
Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”
Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”
by ZombieHater March 5, 2012
Get the Manhattan Free Shit Zombie mug.The Manhattan Back Smack is when your conducting anal sex with a gagged hog tied lady while under the effect of at LEAST 10 Viagra pills, you then smack her in the back of the head with your penis until she becomes disoriented OR passes out.
You finally finish the job by unloading a sea of hot sticky man milk on to her face...Then run like hell
You finally finish the job by unloading a sea of hot sticky man milk on to her face...Then run like hell
Jerome: Bro! Where did you disappear last night?
You: Hey you know that hot piece of ass from last Friday?
Jerome: yeah what about her?
You: Well guess who gave that bitch the Manhattan Back Smack!
You: Hey you know that hot piece of ass from last Friday?
Jerome: yeah what about her?
You: Well guess who gave that bitch the Manhattan Back Smack!
by DC is STRIPPIN March 10, 2010
Get the Manhattan Back Smack mug.The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
by LarryGreen July 29, 2016
Get the Manhattan Mud Slide mug.Manhattan High School is the most gayly populated high school in the northern hemisphere. It is so gay that it is not uncommon to see lesbos being eaten out before school starts. These kids also like their drugs. Muchos drugos.
“Hey! Is that bitch eating out that other bitch??”
“Yeah, more than likely, we’re at Manhattan High School.”
“Yeah, more than likely, we’re at Manhattan High School.”
by bigdawgbagdad October 16, 2019
Get the Manhattan High School mug.When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick
Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?
Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up
Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up
by Chester Benner April 10, 2021
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