McFucked

When you get fired from McDonald’s for getting caught doing drugs in the store restroom.

Person 1: Dude I got the weed, wanna come over today?
Person 2: Can’t I got totally McFucked yesterday, need to find a new job. Manager caught me snorting in the restroom.

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc September 10, 2018

MindFucked

A term that rose to popularity after PDiddy said in the spring 2010 movie "Get him to the greek". Herds of sheep then began to say it to describe the summer 2010 movie "Inception".

PDiddy: "I'm mindfucking you right now"
Jonah Hill: "I hope you're wearing a condom because I have a dirty mind"

Random Guy/Sheep: "Dude, Inception was such a mindfuck!"
YOU: " I KNOW IVE READ 30 FACEBOOK STATUS'S SAYING I GOT MINDFUCKED"

by realdanger July 23, 2010

Manfuck

A man you know can't handle the emotional attachment or in any way can support any of your needs except sexually.. You know he is a Grade A fuckboy but you use him until the well goes dry..

Mireesha would be a lot happier if she would find a real man and not just a manfuck.

by MeeshOne September 28, 2017

manafucked

Term used by agitated players of the collectible card game Magic to describe a state of unequal distribution of land cards.

"Awww fuck fuck fuck, goddamnit all! This is NOT need right now- damnit I'm so being manafucked up the ass here!!!"

by The Brainfuckler April 7, 2008

McFucked

when you work for McDonald's and they take the piss out of you , by making yo work extra hours for no extra pay , and generally take the piss out of you , being owned wholly by McDonald's with no concern for your well being as a human being. Mcdonals no fucks given since 15 April 1955 !

"Scott got a promotion, then he realised after his work load increase it was just an excuse to get extra work , he was mcfucked "

"sorry Scott no bonus for you .. dam son i just got mcfucked"

"we need to double your workload even though your contracted for 1/3 of the amount of work you need to do .. yup just got mcfucked "

"no life for you ! as you sir are mcfucked"

"scott was mcfucked"

by scillmotte March 29, 2017

Manafucked

That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.

I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass.

by Girlonfire3211 October 30, 2017

Mcfucked

A phenomenon that occurs when you purchase something at the McDonald’s drive through, only to realize that 99 percent of your order is wrong on the trip home.

I ordered a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Diet Coke at the McDonald’s drive through . Halfway home I realized they gave me a fish sandwich, a half filled box of fries, and an orange soda. Goddammit, I’ve been Mcfucked again.

by arnie123 May 12, 2018