brain aneurysm

A masturbatory technique wherein one gets into the shower, turns the hot water on as high as can be withstood, then proceeds to squat down and masturbate furiously. Upon reaching orgasm, stand up and turn the cold water on full blast. If timed right, orgasm will occur at the same moment that icy water pours over you, causing an experience unlike anything you've ever felt before.

Dude, I gave myself a brain aneurysm right before leaving for work, it was intense!

by nrcright November 29, 2007

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying.

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007

Maneurjism

This is an over the top ejaculation. One that has been building and feels like you bursted an artery once it happens.

LaWanda, its been a while since I've had any action, so if you put your hand on my inner thigh one more time, I'm gonna have a fricken maneurjism.

by Moral Oral April 18, 2009

Daneurysm

A statement made under the influence of alcohol that causes the listeners eyes to roll so far back that a brain bleed is probable.

We had to rush Amy to the ER....diagnosis-Daneurysm.

by mrsg September 1, 2013

Andrews Aneurysm

When stress caused by being roasted by Alex Andrews (@stevejobspams on instagram) in front of his two friends causes you to have a full blown spasm and lose all will to live.

Alex just had the enourmous courage to write nasty things about me, privately on the internet :'(. This Andrews aneurysm is so bad I think I want to die

by Alex Andrews killed me😭 January 13, 2017

aneurysm

Used in many different games when comitting suicide. Mostly used in UT2004.

Player had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005