Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008

Malaesha

A somewhat shy but caring person who will always have your back no matter what. She is very smart, beautiful, unique, and courageous person. Everybody she meets will be jealous of her smarts but might never admit it.

Malaesha is such a good looking person
Malaesha is so smart
Malaesha is super talented

by DjPartyHouseBoss June 8, 2018

Malaesha

Malaesha is a very shy person at first. She has a thick skin and is hard to make friends with. It is worth it when you do make friends with her because she is one of the best ones. She is loyal and will always be dependable. She is funny and easy to makes jokes around. She has her own jokes as well which you need to be careful because you might laugh too hard and have a heart attack. She is able to have serious talks with whether it be about your feelings, politics, or other things.

I miss Malaesha.

by DjPartyHouseBoss January 24, 2019

Maleshkaly

A truly beautiful person who is very loveable. Anyone who meets a Maleshkaly is very lucky to have someone so amazing in their life. If you ever meet someone named Maleshkaly love and cherish them forever. Maleshkaly is so beautiful, funny, shy, quiet, and just overall an awesome person. Una persona verdaderamente hermosa que es muy adorable. Cualquiera que conozca a un Maleshkaly es muy afortunado de tener a alguien tan increíble en su vida. Si alguna vez te encuentras con alguien llamada Maleshkaly, ama y cuida de ellos para siempre. Maleshkaly es muy hermosa, divertida, tímida, tranquila y, en general, una persona increíble.

Maleshkaly is so beautiful

by Some crazy kid May 17, 2019

Matt Maltese

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋

hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙

by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022

Maltese Proposal

When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.

"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."

"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."

by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018

Vennu Mallesh

One of the most famous pop singers from India. Famous for his song- 'It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do' which has over 20 million views on YouTube.

That Vennu Mallesh singes better than anyone

by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021