malcom

Malcom is a man who is so good with women that he can't touch any without them dying of an intensive orgasm.

Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.

Is that Malcom? I hope he doesn't touch me or I'll die of a crazy awesome orgasm. I saw him playing hackey-sack and he's very good at it.

by WackaWacka September 17, 2013

malcom boag

plays bass like a freak

plays bass bad like a freak

by eat me May 8, 2005

Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Malcolm Turnbull

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.

Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.

by masterboom November 17, 2016

malcom richardson

Someone that turns you on even though you have a boyfriend. Fuckin smart. Has a maroon and white hankee.

Becky to Amanda: Oh my god check out that hot guy!
Amanda to becky: You little slut, you already have a boyfriend.
Becky to Amanda: Yea but he is soo malcom richardson.

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Draco Malfoy

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.

"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy

by poopooy October 3, 2012

Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020