Irritable Male Syndrome

Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.

Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.

by SkinnedHamster August 5, 2015

Aloha Male

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.

"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"

by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011

Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Morbius Male

Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.

Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.

You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.

Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!

by Gatowatussy June 8, 2022

malec

the ship between Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood. You can never ship them with anyone else but each other and if you value your life, NEVER mention page 511 in city of lost souls

Never mention page 511 around malec shippers.

by malec trash #1 April 22, 2018

Male Princess Syndrome

Form of a behaviour in which a man thinks and acts like a male princess. He thinks he is too special/ too hot / too good to do all the work and to try to pursue or chase a woman. In fact he expects to be pursued and chased by a woman. If he feels he is "being made to work", he is "just not going to play ball", he may say. Male princesses often have nothing to offer as they are extremely self-obsessed and egocentric. They are usually unable to develop feelings towards a woman due to an extremely high level of self-importance. Basically, it is a ‘’Princess Syndrome’’ on steroids.

Friend 1: Hey, what happened to that guy you were dating that you were so into?
Friend 2: Eh, he has The Male Princess Syndrome so no thank you, next!

by Ila&Princess May 28, 2019

Plimbo Male

A Plimbo male is a being who has ascended past the need for a physical and fixed form. Much like the clay deity "Plimbo", they are not spiritually nor physically bound to their body. They are formless, mysterious and powerful beyond measure. Their philosophy and way of life is far beyond the comprehension of any mortal being.

Oh damn, that guy just ascended into the astral plane like it was nothing! What a Plimbo male.

by steem99 September 24, 2021