malarka

Greek slang for a wanker or loser. Use liberally to describe anyone who displays buffoonish tendencies.

"Geez, that malarka can't play poker for shit!"

by Ultravires September 11, 2006

Muni Malaria

General term for any of a number of cold or flu maladies that you get from riding San Francisco's crowded and poorly ventilated Muni Trains.

"Ugh... I think I'm coming down with Muni Malaria. I probably got it from the tiny Asian lady with no sense of personal-space who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning. The garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn't very appetizing while being sneezed into my face."

by Jeffrey Glover November 28, 2007

hoe with malaria

Worse than a thot. Will climb into ur room while you sleep and rape u. Also ugly as fuck.

Person 1: Damn, Veronica is such a hoe with malaria man! She got pregnant and says i'm the father!
Person 2: Dude, I feel u, she did that to me to man.

by Lunchbox 92 June 12, 2018

Gave dat bit malaria

When ur dick hits the back of her throat and she gets strep.

U got head bro?
Yea it hit that back of her throat... and that's how I gave dat bit malaria.

by Hung eye October 24, 2019

Malaria

Same principles as Jungle Fever, only in terms of South America/Central America.

Mad girls are hooking up with Mexicans and Cubans; they've come down with Malaria

by Mike Bradey January 17, 2009

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007