mayonegg

a hard-boiled egg covered in mayonnaise

Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.” Are you okay?

by Milquetoast January 19, 2006

Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

by Blargdragon April 22, 2006

Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Mayonnaise Maggot

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

by IBTAL May 8, 2020

mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.

Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.

by Tacocatss June 14, 2015

mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaisephobia.

The fear of mayonnaise.

Me: Im seriously afraid of mayonnaise, i think its going to kill me, not even playing...I have mayonnaisephobia.

Other person: *grabs mayonnaise.*

by Kattheripper. April 26, 2011