Seattle Mariners

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

by thisistheyear June 9, 2018

Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008

free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

by Epich October 17, 2010

lose your manners

to fart or pass gas or to expel gas from your buttocks

Ooo Mr. Saint, you need to stop in the hall to lose your manners! This room stanks.

by Sanja, Katie and Grant November 1, 2007

MAINEST

Your favorite person or favorite thing.

Who got me this present? You did, you're my mainest!!

by Jamie Machado June 17, 2008

Mainest Character

The character in a story that is most focused upon, but may be in the company of similarly significant but overall less important characters.

"Mario was the Mainest Character in Paper Mario."

by PapreMehrio May 22, 2019

Mainer

As a Mainer I will admit:

1 we live here willingly

2 were just off brand Canada

3 moxie is fucking good don’t deny it
4 we just got snow and I’m wicked happy

5 and uh- Jesus fucking criced!

6 you can’t get a sentence out, it’s not that we’re rude we just go “ayuh ayhuh, yea yea” because we wanna participate in the conversation.
7 i haven’t slowed because I have been shoveling snow all night

“Mainers willingly live here”
“Ok”

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 25, 2020