Macomb County

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.

Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 5, 2020

douche magoo

When someone is the stupidest, most sightless douchebag you have ever seen.

Verne Lundquist is the world's largest Douche Magoo

by The original Kat November 8, 2014

Man Magma

Another word for a huge male orgasim that erupts like a volcano extruding mass quantities of Man Chowder everywhere.

Oliver got excited when that chick tugged his man meat and he erupted blasting Man Magma everywhere.

by Cx2UR January 15, 2009

cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.

Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016

Magon

Magon is a truly awesome girl, with an enchanting smile and she keeps you enthralled with her humour and looks. She is always smiling. She rocks out hard and knows how to party, every guy falls at her feet even if they won't admit it! Plain and simple Magon rocks!...

Is that Magon?
Yeah that's her!
Wow she awesome!!!

by Dannitous March 21, 2011

Macomb

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township

by artichokes123 November 3, 2009

Mago

Mago is a spanish word for wizard or magician.

bellissimo, bellissima Il tempo era mago.

by ring my heart mago mago January 31, 2021