Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

Majestic

Relating to the nature of clouds

The child' tried to use majestic properly.

by Xenon Crow May 16, 2014

mestiça

In the portuguese language, commonly used in Brazil, it refers to a woman of varied ethnicity. Unlike "Mulata" for a woman of mixed white and black race, this mixture is typically of white, asian, and or indigenous ancestry. The literal word means, "mixed race".

Que mestiça linda!

by eyeluvBrazilianwomen June 28, 2009

Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season

"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007